We had a fun thread awhile back at The Crochet Liberation Front group on www.Ravelry.com (a crochet and knit community) about possible Crochet Movie Titles.
These are the ones I came up with – reposted here for your enjoyment! Feel free to participate and add yourself to the fun in the comments!
How to Lose a Hook in 10 Minutes
Last of the Mohair
Hot Yarn and Cold Feet
The Accidental Crocheter
What About Bullion?
Bullion 5 (Babylon 5)
Balls of Furry
Attack of the Zombie Fiber Hookers (John suggested that one!)
101 Things to Do with a Naughty Skein (another John contribution!)
The Cable-Stitch Guy
Cast Away the Sticks!
Chronicles of Intarsia (a technique in crochet)
Cirque du Filet
Clash of the Tritons (a shell stitch)
Code Name: Decrease
Cables Under Fire
The Craft (Hey I like it!)
The Hidden Lives of the CLF
Crazy Shell Dundee
Weaving in Ends
Cross Trebles Make Hidden Dragon
Saving Popcorn Stitch
Star Stitch Troopers
Herringbone and the Half-Close Stitch
The Stitch-hiker’s Guide to the Marquerite (a star stitch)
House of Flying Picots
The Coffee Stain (I know I’m not the only one who has spilled coffee on a project!)
Tapestry C and the Hook of Destiny
That Darn Cat (need I say more?)
Basic Crochet 2: Risk Addiction
The Back Loop Killers